Published inThe HavenAlternatives to “Will you Marry Me” — The 2022 EditionOur relationship, along with our immunity, needs another booster —will you boost it up to a lifetime with me?Jan 26, 20222Jan 26, 20222
The Post-Vaccine COVID LifeAs I recover from COVID-19 in my room, I want to reflect on the last 3 months of how I got here. If you don’t want to read the whole thing…Apr 24, 2021Apr 24, 2021
Published inThe HavenPick-Up Lines — The 2021 EditionUnlike the global vaccine rollout, I would never have you wait on me.Jan 28, 2021Jan 28, 2021
Published inThe HavenThe Subtle Art of Not Returning a HugIt’s the COVID-19 era. There are two people. Initially 6-feet part. One of them is hug-crazy. And the other must stop it. How do you then…Jan 21, 2021Jan 21, 2021
Published inDown in the DingleThe Trump Cabinet RésuméThe (remaining) Trump cabinet is brainstorming how to tell him that they have full-time jobs that do not constitute kissing his ass…Jan 18, 2021Jan 18, 2021
Published inDown in the DingleMake Insects Great AgainInspired by Trump, the nation’s caterpillars are blocking their peaceful transition into butterflies. After Trump successfully normalized…Jan 13, 2021Jan 13, 2021
Published inDown in the DingleThe first week of the 2022 Calendar under immense pressure to live up to the hype created by…After US-Iran almost went to war and a coup conveniently broke in the Capitol Hill in the first weeks of 2020 and 2021, respectively, the…Jan 11, 2021Jan 11, 2021