For some gamble to make it into a long Medium post, a success should often have been the result. If you win, you talk about how you got there. If you lose — you keep quiet, and go about doing your thing. But what if you’re nowhere?There’s no clear victory…

As I recover from COVID-19 in my room, I want to reflect on the last 3 months of how I got here. If you don’t want to read the whole thing, here are 3 takeaway: My family (including me) got both shots of Pfizer and got COVID-19 4 weeks after…

Unlike the global vaccine rollout, I would never have you wait on me. Are you the Second Gentleman? Because I’ve never seen someone like you before. You must be Bernie Sanders’ mittens because I still see you wherever I go. If you’re vaccinated, then why haven’t we met already? I…

It’s the COVID-19 era. There are two people. Initially 6-feet part. One of them is hug-crazy. And the other must stop it. How do you then avert that forbidden hug from that hug-possessed individual? Turn your back and fart. Intense, loud, and lengthy. Long enough that it reaches the 6-feet…

The (remaining) Trump cabinet is brainstorming how to tell him that they have full-time jobs that do not constitute kissing his ass. Unlike their Mar-a-Lago retreating, below average golf playing, so-called leader that they have been babysitting for the past 4 years, the leftover cabinet is contemplating how to break…

Inspired by Trump, the nation’s caterpillars are blocking their peaceful transition into butterflies. After Trump successfully normalized the idea of obstinately refusing to digest reality, a lot of his followers in the insect kingdom are planning to follow suit. To begin with, many MIGA believers (Make Insects Great Again) have…

2022 calendar stressed about living up to previous years’ hype After US-Iran almost went to war and a coup conveniently broke in the Capitol Hill in the first weeks of 2020 and 2021, respectively, the craftspersons of 2022 had to hold an emergency meeting to figure out how to beat…